Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce get married at Penn Station

Weddings are almost by definition a little irrational, but this weekend, at the block’s most famous arena, America’s gym teacher and America’s English teacher (credit to T. Swift for that line) showed the block that there are levels to this shit. NYT reports here: https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/07/03/style/taylor-swift-wedding-travis-kelce?unlocked_article_code=1.vFA.gP5m.T-LJqnBXzrGO&smid=nytcore-ios-share

In my head, the way this all came about is that Travis Kelce floated getting married at MSG as a joke—but one he was secretly serious about given an unyielding thirst for attention—to T. Swift. T. Swift originally thought it was the dumbest idea she ever heard, which is secretly her reaction to nearly everything Travis Kelce says, but then overthought her way into coming around to it. Trust your instincts Taylor; we have found that if you’re struggling mightily with any decision, the right answer is probably no.

What we’re trying to say is that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce got married this weekend in the same place where the Knicks won the NBA Finals a few weeks ago (https://www.highline28.com/posts/hand-of-god) and those two guys in the picture are about to box. MSG trim shown here in pink. We do wish these two the absolute best.