Renaissance man’s review of wedding at block arena: “It was a crazy night”

Those who have stuck with us throughout the summer know that we have done Pulitzer Prize-level reporting on the nuptials which took place a few weeks ago at the world’s most famous wedding venue, Madison Square Garden. Well the reviews are now in from the bridegroom, a true man of letters who our sources assure us read his own vows: “It was a crazy night, it was a full of a lot celebration, but it’s football baby.”

Thanks for that Travis. Let us know if you and the bride are ever on our block again and are willing to let us listen in on one of your conversations.